Aw, c'mon ...
SO close, and yet so far away ...
Article here: https://theorcasonian.com/canadian-warship-enters-orcas-island-waters
For those not familiar with Occam’s Razor, that guy there is “Joe Occam” - a local of the San Juan Islands, where Occam’s Razor has been running weekly for the past 5 years.
Occam’s Razor is a method of critical thinking, and Joe has a pretty gnarly beard - the joke being he doesn’t use his razor.
Anyway. It’s funnier in my head.

